A friend of mine tells me she's pregnant. She's really upset, and I'm consoling her, and she tells me she's definitely going to get an abortion. Then I remember that she's a lesbian, and I ask her how on earth she got pregnant. She tells me her girlfriend fooled around with this guy, and he came on her, and then the girlfriend had sex with my friend right afterward and got her pregnant. Then I remember that it's Thanksgiving, and it's already 4 o'clock, and lots of people are coming over, and no one has made any food yet. I invite my pregnant friend to stay, but she doesn't like my family.